2007-03-09 04:20:26 · 17 answers · asked by lion of judah 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I have been told ( but it may be an urban myth) that Rolf is a believer in the benefits of drinking your own urine!
Perhaps the only way to appease his restless spirit is to down a pint of the "amber nectar"
Know what I mean sport!
2007-03-09 09:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by mistyblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure if you can become possesed by a person who is still alive, but still if you really are it could be when rolf harris is asleep do you find its only at nights? If this is seriously interferring with your life get rid of the digeredoo which you have most likely purchased and create an atmosphere which rolf harris would hate something dull and boring (perhaps you could get rid of all colours in your house). Then he will most likely find another host and leave you the hell alone. Oh and if this doesnt work try popping down to a local church or look one up on the net to see who still does exorsizms. (you could always ask ragean she may know a few!)
2007-03-09 04:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by sarah_saz26 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to watch Rolf Harris Cartoon Time, that will cure you, or you need to start playing with your digerredoo until the possession passes. It often happens to me and I turn all Hinge and Bracket, and that is embarrassing
2007-03-14 14:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a kangaroo firstly,
Firmly attach it to a diggery doo and bend a wobble board around the doo and and tie firmly with some strips of card and glue...
Set your kanga free on its diggerywobble boat and set your fears free, rolf will understand!!
2007-03-09 08:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by Fayeboo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right Tomo I am the person to help you. You must do this ritual.
You need
1. one diggery do
2. One Kangaroo
3. SOME ROPE(to tie the KANGAROO down sport)
4. A wobbley saw
You must tie the kangaroo down and play stairway to heaven on ya diggery do. Wibble wobble ya saw and then recite two little boys.
If you still have trouble after this you must contact your vet and have them do the brick operation. That will cure you.
2007-03-10 09:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by : 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Use two little boys playing on a didgeridoo to frighten the kangaroo away sport,
2007-03-09 04:30:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the club - it's Rolf's cartoon club!!
2007-03-09 04:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should try an at home enema. If that doesn't work I'd go to a clinic for a more thorough cleansing. good luck!
2007-03-14 15:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yourself a boomerang and get a kangaroo. You will be cured in a couple of weeks.
2007-03-09 05:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ensure that you securely tie your Kangaroo down, Sport.
2007-03-09 04:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by Nix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋