Last night, I was told by an anti-believer, that my thoughts are stupid, and that there is no heaven... Why would anyone be so mean to my lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster hisself, and curse his name so? My lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster will surely punish all who doubt him!! Convert to Hungry Monsterenoneinsusness now, and you will forever be fed yummy Spaghetti by the great, o lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster in the after life, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a plan, convert and you will be saved!!
From: Flying Spaghetti Monster fan #1!!!
2007-03-09 04:16:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Flying Spaghetti Monster's son, died on the sacred plate for our horrible cooking, you should be greatful!
2007-03-09 04:23:00 · update #1
My dear fellow Pastafarian..
The anti-believer is not a beer drinker and has no interest in stripper factories, obviously.
Let us not despair, but remember the 8 "I'd really rather you didn'ts".. especially #s 1 and 5:
1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou *** When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
RAmen!
2007-03-09 04:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not even original. You need something to settle you down.
The Skeptical Christian
Grace and Peace
Peg
2007-03-09 12:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's because they haven't had the pleasure of having the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch them with his noodly appendages. Nor have they had him fill their stomach up with his delicious pasta.
2007-03-09 12:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where have you been? I haven't seen a question about the FSM in a while! Let's see.......if I asked for extra parmesan would the FSM get mad? I'd like some extra sauce too. Ok, that's my idea of conversion. Is this good? Is it a start?
2007-03-09 12:24:16 · answer #4 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ramen, fellow Pastafarian.
2007-03-09 12:25:09 · answer #5 · answered by Zen Pirate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they slander God and Jesus, they will slander you also. Did you expect better treatment than what they have recieved? All the joy without the pain? Arn't you all starch and no protein? You have no substance or existance outside of God, who animates you.
2007-03-09 12:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bless his noodely appendge! I posted a question almost identical to this the oter day, why indeed should our beliefs be any less rational and provable than theirs? May the lord keep you well, my fellow pastafarian.
2007-03-09 12:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Monsterenoneinsusness what a word that is like the longest word I have ever seen
2007-03-09 12:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People are so cruel to Pastafarians... I'm sorry, my Spaghetti worshiping brethren. It is a mean and naughty thing they have done to you!
2007-03-09 12:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
See you at the Beer Volcano
RAmen
2007-03-09 12:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by rosbif 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋