of telling me that I really shouldn't get any work done this morning?
2007-03-09 03:45:06 · 17 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Um, yes. For clarification. I am a female.
2007-03-09 03:58:06 · update #1
It must be. Could this also mean that Bastet really is God?
2007-03-09 03:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've always found it ironic that we love our cats to snuggle us, but then when they do, we immediately stiffen up because we don't want to disturb them. My legs have fallen asleep numerous times because the cat was so cute and I didn't want to move. It could easily be God's way of telling you that your work for the morning is done, but the minute you sneeze the point will be moot, because your kitty will be off and running.
2007-03-09 11:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by brig1gand 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Female? With a CAT? No wonder!!!!
It is clearly the Lawd's way of preventinh you from spreading your evil across the globe you WHICH!
ouch. Just fell off my rant. Sorry.
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2007-03-10 11:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feline Intervention.
2007-03-09 11:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wake the cat He'll jump off & go back to sleep
2007-03-09 11:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by hobo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat does that too. Except when I try to remove him,he goes nuts and sinks his claws into my legs. I think you should relax. Take the day off. Stay with us!
2007-03-09 11:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats sleep like 23 hours a day. I think he will get over it if you wake him.
2007-03-09 11:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wake the darn critter, and tell him he's lucky he doesn't belong to the narrator of "The Black Cat".
2007-03-09 11:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either that or Yahweh demands an animal sacrifice.
Hmm. Let's go with not getting anything done.
2007-03-09 11:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THis is gods way of making you stay here and entertain him by confusing his followers.
2007-03-09 11:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋