A: your eyes would be big too if you saw his phone bill.
2007-03-09 03:43:49 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
all the better to see you ... ... ...
2007-03-09 03:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in regards to the long text fabric above from the guy who believes that the bible is a fraud. i'm a Mormon, so i've got faith interior the bible. the persons interior the bible are no longer in question. all of us know from sources outdoors of the bible that they existed. each and each e book of the bible (alongside with others that weren't secure) became into written independently and at massively diverse situations. In around 4 hundred advert, a committee of adult adult males selected, orderd and compiled the books into what all of us know because of the fact the bible. Few have tried to make any revisions or additions because of the fact then. The existence of Jesus and different persons interior the bible are a historic actuality. actually, the bible is a historic record. So the questions ought to narrate to the recorded activities. Did they see and record activities wisely? Did prophets talk to God? became into Jesus ressurected? there have been many witnesses of the miracles interior the bible. nevertheless maximum persons then and now are left to have faith interior the words of the witnesses or receive their very own revelation. regrettably, with out advice from stimulated leaders, human beings by way of the years have geared up up and handed down their very own non secular philosophies, mingled with teachings of ineffective prophets recorded interior the bible. The bible is imprecise because of the fact maximum of it became into no longer written to us yet to those that had some foundational information. as an occasion, in case you wished to instruct somebody a thank you to music up a automobile, you won't ought to describe what a screw driving force is or a thank you to apply it because of the fact all of us have that foundational information. So that's with the bible. we don't continuously know the context of what's being written because of the fact we weren't there and the bible isn't an entire handbook on a thank you to establish and practice a faith. That suggestion has continuously come at as quickly as from God.
2016-12-18 18:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ET's eye's are big because before they camed out with the movie he use to cry all the time..because he didn't won't to do the shot's for the scene's....he also wanted his mom and dad I guess there eye's are big because they wanted to get in a lot of parts in the movie and they only got in the end of the scene to come and get ET so that ET would stop Crying a....at the beginning at the movie when he was making that noise he was really sniffing...or by him beening a Alien he knew that Britney Spears was going to cut her hair off so he was shock and his eyes always stayed like that...now that she did cut her hair off the dude eyes got bigger.....HAVE YOU SEEN THEM...man....
2007-03-09 03:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Candie gurl 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The facial features of ET was copied from a real person. I can't remember his name.
2007-03-09 03:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Super_Noypi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That gets a 9 and a star.
2007-03-09 03:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute pre teen joke but not for adults,.. 4/10
2007-03-09 05:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know why people have input their own answers when the answer is there. Anyways, that was very cute and very funny. My mother loved that joke. Had her laughing and chuckling for a while. Thanks for that. You should get 10+++ points for this joke. Keep them coming. Thanks
2007-03-16 17:30:01 · answer #7 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first time he ate a reeses pieces his eyes bugged out cause it was so damn good
2007-03-09 03:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by MATTHEW B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The better to see you with, my dear
2007-03-09 03:49:24 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAH, Phone home lol
2007-03-09 03:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ET phone home>>>>>not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
2007-03-17 02:02:03 · answer #11 · answered by tekken185 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋