I want you to tell me the cheesiest joke that you know, and I mean really corny. I don't mean the worst or dumbest, there is a difference. Ready, set, go.
2007-03-09 03:37:01 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. Asthe boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. She told herson, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.”
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger “units” than his dad. His mother replied, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.” Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”
2007-03-09 03:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 13⤊ 1⤋
i couldnt tell you what the cheesiest one is because alot of em are that way but heres some i read today that are pretty corny:
-Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit
a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that
you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
-Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
-Q: Why did the orchestra have such bad manners?
A: Because it didn't know how to conduct itself!
-Q: Why did Sally give up on her ballet lessons?
A: Because they were too too difficult.
-Q. Why does it take longer to run from second to third
base than it does from first to second?
A. Because you have a short stop between second and third.
i think the question and answers jokes lend themselves to being corny...as soon as i see the letters Q and A i think oh boy corny joke coming.
2007-03-12 12:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some for ya:
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
-- He sold his sole to Santa.
What it black, white and red all over?
-- A skunk with a diper rash.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
-- Nacho cheese. Now that joke is cheesy.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
---Sparky
Why did the turtle cross the road?
--To get to the shell station.
There are two muffins sitting in a muffin pan in the oven. The first muffin looks at the second muffin and gasps, "Gee it is hot in here!" The second muffin, clearly shocked, yell, " Oh my gosh a talking muffin!!"
What did the bedspread say to the sheet?
--I've got you covered.
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
--Because he wanted a hot rod.
2007-03-14 18:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by Future FBI 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two men riding in a car...the passenger says to the driver....man pull over i have to take a ****! The driver pulls over and the man gets out and heads over to the woods......he comes back fast ansking the driver for a dollar to wipe his *** since there is no toliet tissue. The passenger goes back into the woods and after about 3 mins comes back.....they are back driving on the road and all of a sudden the driver says God man something smells like **** and looks over at the passenger.......he says well if you tried wiping your *** with 3 Quarters, 2 Dimes and a Nickel you'd smell like **** too!
The joke was instead of him getting a dollar bill he got a dollar in change LMAO!
Laugh Damn it!
2007-03-15 18:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
somebody to hold - 112 it somewhat is basically You - Anthony Hamilton particular form of affection - Anthony Hamilton I Wanna Be - Avant look after Me - Az yet every time I close My Eyes- Babyface, Mariah Carey, Kenny G Superhuman - Chris Brown & Keri Hilson I Wanna Be Your guy - Blackstreet the only one For Me - Brian McKnight those Are the situations - Dru Hill Have I by no potential? - some good men waiting and keen - Jagged element My heart Belongs To You - Jodeci U & I - Jodeci stay with You - John Legend
2016-10-17 23:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by dusik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife, went into a shop.
The man stole a tin of peaches.
He was caught and charged.
In Court, he was found guilty.
The Judge asked 'How many peaches in the tin?'
'Six' can the reply.
'For every peach you will have 1 month in prison, that's six months.' said the judge.
'Before I pass sentence, has anyone any ting to say in your defense?' asked the judge,
A little voice came from the back of the court.
'Please your Honor, I'm his wife, He also stole a tin of peas'
2007-03-16 13:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know it it qualifies or not. My dad told me this one. Some kids were driving down a road and saw some honeysuckle growing on this old farmers fence so they asked him if they could get honey from it, he laughed but told them sure go ahead. A few hours later they come back with a bucket of honey. A few days later they saw the same farmer and noticed he had some milkweeds growing in his field and asked if they could get some milk. He was like go ahead, as he said to himself stupid kids think they could get milk from milkweeds. Later on they come back with a pail of milk. A few days later the same kids spotted some pussywillows growing down by the creek, and they went to ask the farmer if they could get some....and hes like hold on a second I'll come with yall.
2007-03-09 03:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jsess 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
*^*^This is not as corny as some, but it'll do*^*^
1.) Girl to Boy--Do you like beer?
Boy--Yeah, why?
Girl--Then climb up my leg and have a Busch....
Boy to Girl--OK, but first tell me--do you like parties?
Girl--Yeah, why?
Boy--Climb up MY leg and have a ball...
:P
I had to add more...
2.) A guy read in the paper that most accidents happen within 5 miles of your house---so he moved---
3.) A msg on Deprived Debbie's voicemail--
"Hi, this is Ana from "Bring it On" adult store...the order we received from you stated that you would like to order the red size large vibrator from our wall selection. Please reselect since this is our fire extinguisher...."
4.) 3 people were walking down the street, on their way to lunch. They stop at an outside display and pick up an old lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them each one wish. Person #1-"I wish I was on the beach with a never ending cooler of beer and nothing but hot girls in bikinis hanging all over me." Poof! He was gone. Person #2 grabbed the lamp and yelled-"I wish I was a billionare with a huge house and the man of my dreams rubbing my feet!" Poof! She was gone. The genie turned to the 3rd person. He tossed the lamp back to the genie and said-"I'm their boss and I wish they were back in office after lunch."
5.) Why was Piglet staring in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! (har har har)
2007-03-14 21:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by dmarie2101 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court?Odor in the court
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogy in it.
You wanna hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud!
2007-03-09 16:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mrs Goldfarb was lying in the Hospital bed dying. She called her Husband,"Max, I have to admit that in 30 years of our marriage I have not always been faithful to you." Came the reply from Max," I know, I know Why do you think I poisoned you!!"
2007-03-15 16:42:32 · answer #10 · answered by secret society 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋