jade goody's walking down the beach one day when she comes across a magic lamp.
she gives it a rub and a genie pops out.
"i'll grant you one wish" says the genie.
jade says
"ok i wish i could get rid of my love handles"
"it is done" says the genie.
"SHAZAAM".......
AND JADES EARS FELL OFF.
2007-03-09 03:21:28 · 16 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny but i starred it coz i hate her!!! 5/10
2007-03-09 04:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not even remotely humorous, taking the pi** out of a terminally ill female is noticeably low in my e book, why not ask her pals and kinfolk in the event that they think of it rather is humorous, whilst your loved ones have been touched by using this ailment come returned right here and submit some greater humorous jokes with regard to the impacts of it.
2016-12-18 09:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by mundell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty awful. Sorry. Saying that I tell really bad ones too. As long as somebody likes it it's fine by me!
2007-03-09 03:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad elroy 9/10 lol
2007-03-09 03:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's not called Jade anymore.
To prove she is not racist she has adopted an Arabic name.
She is now known as Yaffat Fucka
2007-03-09 03:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
apparently jade goody has has changed to muslim faith to prove to the world that she aint racist. she now wishe to be known as amafat phukka ;-]
2007-03-09 03:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well she won't have to lug them around any more.
2007-03-09 03:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by brillo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont mind its not funny
2007-03-09 04:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not funny
2007-03-09 03:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tumbleweeds,crickets,cough, cough etc
2007-03-09 03:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋