One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
2007-03-09 03:08:03 · 16 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"
2007-03-09 03:08:17 · update #1
nyahahahahahaha!!!!XD *ROFL*
good good, i wish my kids were like that little girl!!!! I'd make her allowance billions!!!
2007-03-09 03:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by <Xariel the Stray> 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It would also be a tragedy that Cheney and Rove were not on the plane as well. Good Joke!
2007-03-09 03:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by The Hero Inside 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Heh...jokes recycled with the times. I heard that one with President Clinton years ago. It's a pretty clever one..hehehe.
2007-03-09 03:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Guvo 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I usually don't care if people post questions (or non-questions) that don't belong in a specific category, but I think I'll make an exception for you. Don't insult My President. You're not funny.
May God Bless you.
2007-03-09 03:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant!
2007-03-09 03:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
This "JOKE" will be e-mailed to the secret service for further
review...
2007-03-09 03:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO. I agree 100% with that assessment.
2007-03-09 03:23:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah...I don't really want to read about GWB visiting elementary schools and planes being blown up. There was another tragedy that incorporated those elements, if you recall.
Other than that, this is a question and answer forum. It isn't a place to post jokes.
2007-03-09 03:13:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 8⤋
Bravo!
2007-03-09 03:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Lol. Good one.
2007-03-09 03:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋