A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt – though their cars are written off. As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man notices that the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. The woman turns to the man and gushes, “That’s incredible – both our cars are demolished but we’re fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!” Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!” The woman continues, “And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact! It must be another sign. Let’s drink to our love!” “Well, OK!” says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back. “Your turn,” says the man. “No, thanks,” says the woman, “I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
2007-03-09 02:50:51 · 35 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AWESOME!
LMAO!
2007-03-09 02:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mmm, going to remember that one...
does the woman have to be blonde AND strikingly beautiful for this to be effective do you think?
How about if I just take my top off?
2007-03-09 02:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/5 star
2007-03-09 02:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that joke.
I've heard a variation of it with a rabbi a preist and the sacramental wine.
Here's a star for making me smile
2007-03-09 03:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Barry T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-03-09 02:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Must be a bottled blonde..the man should have looked closer at those dark roots!
LOL!
2007-03-09 03:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loki say's good joke but was on here two days ago but 5/10 for trying lol
2007-03-09 04:14:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one 10/10 and a star
2007-03-09 03:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good but most chaps learn the ways of women before they are old enough to drive.
2007-03-09 02:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Clive 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very good. Heard it before but still made me laugh!
2007-03-09 02:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke, but made me laugh again.
2007-03-09 02:54:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋