I got bored, so time to share some jokes.
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
The angel replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
The angel replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
2007-03-09 02:47:30 · 10 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ha hahahaha! ty
2007-03-09 02:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
Here's one that I heard that had me cracking up...
After the Day Of Judgment a man enters heaven and the angel at one of the gates asks him if he would like to drive a Lamborghini, a Mercedes, or a BMW.
The man, being curious, asks the angel why he's given these three choices. The angel responds that every married person is given different forms of transportation according to how faithful he/she was to his/her spouse in his/her life.
The man, being thrilled because he's never cheated on his wife, chooses the Mercedes.
A short while later, one of the man's friends drives up to his Mercedes and sees the man crying. His friend asks him, 'What's wrong?'
The man replies, 'I just saw my wife... The BlTCH was on a skateboard.'
2007-03-11 17:31:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. But there's no punishment in heaven.
2007-03-09 10:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heh hee. But I think that we all are going to look good in heaven. : )
2007-03-09 10:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but I heard it before.
2007-03-09 10:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but don't quit your day job just yet.
2007-03-09 10:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by evil_paul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-03-09 10:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was good. Thanks! I needed something to smile about today.
2007-03-09 10:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-09 10:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by remy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-09 10:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by ur a Dee Dee Dee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋