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2007-03-09 02:31:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Two midgets and an aroused mule.

Thanks for asking!

2007-03-09 02:50:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

one day i came home and found out that my parents sold the house and i had to find a place to live by the next day!

2007-03-09 10:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 0 0

My best friends. So me and my best friends went golfing. I was driving the golf cart and drove us into a lake and we drowned. When we got to heaven, St. Peter said "you can golf here, just don't hit the ducks". Ok, then, we said. On the first day, my friend hit a duck. St. Peter ran up, and chained my friend to the ugliest guy in heaven for eternity. On the second day, I was nervous, so I hit a duck by accedent. So I was chained to the SECOND ugliest guy in heaven for eternity. On the third day, my other friend didn't golf at all. St. Peter ran up to her and chained The hottest guy in heaven to her. She said, "wow!!! what did I do to deserve this???!!!!". The hot guy turned to her and said, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck".

2007-03-09 15:20:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a used condom under a couch cushion. Odd since I hadn't had anyone over in a while. I have since added an alarm system to my house.

2007-03-09 10:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Jay C 3 · 0 0

One day i came home and found $$$$LOTS OF MONEY$$$$$

2007-03-09 10:39:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My husband in bed with my mom, my kids running around the backyard naked, and my grandparents naked in the shower together. I told myself prison wouldn't be that bad....turns out I lied!


=D

2007-03-09 10:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1 0

My mother sleeping with my husband.. That's when I reached for my 45!!

2007-03-09 11:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0 0

my husband had been fooling around, my kids were fighting and gave each other bloody noses, my bird died, and my dog ran away....then I realized that I hadn't even got out of bed yet?

2007-03-09 10:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My grandparents having sex in the kitchen....thats the last thing i remember seeing before I went blind......

2007-03-09 10:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1 0

my husband with our best man in bed

2007-03-09 11:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

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