THE HARDWARE STORE
Earl was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store .
At the store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish attending to a customer.
When he had finished, Mary asked:
"How much for the teapot, Carl?". He replied: "That's silver and it costs £300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Earl had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled : "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, Carl, but I'm willing to do it for the teapot, if you like!"
2007-03-09 02:21:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love that story, thats so cute./Thanks
2007-03-09 02:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sunshine Suzy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That's funny.
2007-03-09 10:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure that isn't my wife?
2007-03-09 10:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by INDUSTRYkurt 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahahah , she's way too materialistic
2007-03-09 10:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny~!
2007-03-09 10:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by Carol H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one:)
2007-03-09 11:11:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome, thanks for the joke.
2007-03-09 10:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by jade s 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋