..she then went on to tell me she hasn't had any bedroom action for nearly 10 years. I nearly fell off my chair!!! She then asked me if I would give her some of my special salami for £50. Now I like the ladies...lots but I've never done it for money before. Although I could do with £50 to go to the footy tonight and have a p**s up after. Should I go for it? She is very ugly and a bit fat though. I could always close my eyes and think of J-Lo I suppose.
2007-03-09 02:13:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Id just like to say that your a dick and i hope your misses finds out what a filthy cheater you are. I hope You catch a disease!
2007-03-10 08:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by louise 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats mean, stop putting her down for a start. she has come to u looking for comfort and help,if you accepted the money i think that would be more of an insult.the best thing you can do is just listen,if your reajlly not that interested then tell her your not the best person to talk to,but be nice to her. remember, you might not be an oil painting yourself,so dont judge her on her looks,its shallow.
2007-03-09 04:30:39 · answer #2 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are lying! At best, totally exaggerating the situation and truth. Your 'salami' is in reality most likely relegated to a cocktail wienie. Real men who are worth f***ing don't broadcast prospects..only children do. PENDEJO
2007-03-09 10:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by mysticleah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think about the £50, just think about the good deed you'll be doing for this poor down trodden lady.
Then revel at the 50 quid in your sky-rocket and book the next 'date'
2007-03-09 02:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mmmmm, sounds to me like you have a genuine problem there... See if you can get a tenner in advance first and down some vodkas... She wont care becauee it the first bit of fudge shes had in years and either will you if your half cut...right ?
Dont think of J-Lo because it wont seem real if shes a bit porkey, try thinking of that fat one on eastenders or i personally would think of the one who works in Mace..... mmmm..
2007-03-09 02:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If she's that fat and ugly tell her your do it for £60. That way you can get a kebab after the footie aswel!
2007-03-09 02:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by Totty D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
£50 not bad but really, if she's that bad thinking of J-Lo may not be enough!! Ask for £150 at least you'll make it worth your while, thats if 'your special salami' is 'up' for the job.
2007-03-09 02:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by madmynx 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A woman paid me once for sex. It was worth it: she was actually very hot and I couldn't believe the situation I was in. I say go for it.
2007-03-09 02:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Bob M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you do you, you will only lead her on and she will hound you for ever so no £50 aint enough for all the hassle, you should perhaps ask for £150
2007-03-09 12:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by kevin_ryland72 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on why deny her a piece of the rumster.. close your eyes and think of the ££££££££££
rumster loving is worth more than 50 notes don't you think go for £75
2007-03-09 02:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by lion of judah 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋