A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you,
and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." After drinking, the man starts
walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells the bartender. "I
have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears that and beats the man as
hard as he can, then throws him out into the street.
The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the bartender,
"Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." The
bartender thinks to himself, "The man can't be stupid enough to pull the same
trick twice, tonight he must have enough money", and gives beer to everyone.
After drinking, the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the
payment?" yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender
hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the
street.
One evening later the man walks again into the bar and says to the
bartender, "Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar."
In disgust, the bartender asks "What, no beer for me this time?"
"No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."
2007-03-09 01:58:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that was REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!
2007-03-09 03:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... I have bartended over 20 years, and I must say I have never heard this one before! Enjoyed the fact that it's 'G'
rated and closer to the truth than you might even know! Thanks for laugh!
2007-03-09 10:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by HBLeggs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good joke after reeding such disgusting jokes in other parts.
2007-03-09 10:03:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that funny. I've done that before in real life a few times!!!
2007-03-09 10:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by delicious-ly evil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
been a long time since I've laughed out loud for real
2007-03-09 10:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by kat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehhhhh.......its ok. I could see the punch line coming.
2007-03-09 10:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by matt_archbold2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats actually hilarious
2007-03-09 11:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats actually hilarious
2007-03-09 10:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO great joke
2007-03-09 10:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-03-09 10:06:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bro would like this joke... LOL
2007-03-09 10:31:16 · answer #11 · answered by jade s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋