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Question

there are three rules of getting older and if you live long enough, well;
1. Never pass a bathroom
2. Don't waste a hard-on
3. Never ever trust a fart

I forgot to add...never squat with your spurs on.

Answer 1

That's a 2 stars for you. But you don't have to be old to live with rule #1 and #2.

Don't know about #3 but likely true as well, espcially an old fart.

"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions."
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Answer 2

great, especially number 3....how old we talkin here? I am 36

Answer 3

hahaha nice