Can someone please help me end it?

Question

I'v been going out with my girldfriend for 6 months now. Nothing serious to me but to her its completely serious. She even wants to have a baby with me. Recently iv felt that we have been growing apart. But to her im everything, she cries when i leave her and i havent done anything with my friends in forever. I really want to end it but she's so fragile. And to make it worse she cuts. I'v seen her do it just because i left for a couple of hours. Please help. I feel like this relationship has taken its course and i want to see other people but i dont want my current girlfriend to get hurt.

Answer 1

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You dont need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You dont need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

- (from Paul Simon's '50 Ways to Leave Your Lover')

Of course, that only lists 5 of the ways. Here's the other 45. This is an equal opportunity list that I hope doesn't miss anyone.


45. Push him out a tree, Bree

44. Feed her to a shark, Mark

43. Harvest his kidney, Cindy

42. Make him all porous, Doris

41. Feed him some ricin, Tyson

40. Get kvetchin,’ Gretchen

39. Chop off his organ, Morgan

38. Throw her down a gorge, George

37. Punch her with an awl, Paul

36. Fake your own death, Beth

35. Hire Chaz Palminteri, Mary

34. Don’t let her fool ‘ya, Julia

33. Drop an anvil on his dick, Chick

32. Toss him off the seventh story, Laurie

31. Pulp his scrotus, Otis

30. Bury her alive, Clive

29. Run him over with a trolley, Molly

28. Feed her to the capitalist sharks! Marx!

27. Make her write a will, Bill

26. Chisel off his knees, Louise

25. Switch to the whip, Chip

24. Give her a double-barreled hug, Doug

23. Bake him in a tureen, Doreen

22. Cement him in a well, Mel

21. Bump her off a ridge, Midge

20. Start erasin,’ Jason

19. Select her sister for a mate, Nate

18. Try to poke her mom, Tom

17. Slip her a mickey, Dickey

16. Make her whip corn, Rip Torn

15. Subtract a limb, Tim

14. Make it hard for him to piss, Kris

13. Set fire to his hair, Blair

12. Hit him with a mace, Chase

11. Cook her in a stew, Llew

10. Drown him off your yacht, Dot

9. Chomp on his penis, Enos

8. Fit her for a spear, Dear

7. Staple him to the bed, Fred

6. Drown him in the Seine, Le Glen

5. Smother her with malice, Alice

4. Drop him down the flue, Sue

3. Apply the hurt, Burt

2. Amputate daily, Haley

1. Change your name to Hannah, Diana

Answer 2

There is a a difference between a girl friend and a girl as a a friend. I have two suggestion for you depending on what u feel for her.

First : You have described her as your girlfriend and she cares a lot for you. So i want to ask you does the girl friend changes with time. You want to go through the entire category of girls and wanna to pick the best one that suits you and your personality.
May be if you go for some one another and the entire scene repeats again then what will you do ? or may be the girl rejects you next time then how would you feel.
My advice is rather than checking which one is best be the one and try to make her best.
Make your own decision,

Second: If she is your girl as a friend, make her feel comfortable and tell her that you don't have such feelings for her in your heart. Be friendly with her and slowly avoids her , never try to go physical with her , for which she is insisting on.
Make her feel that she is important to you but by cutting herself not only hurts her, it hurts you also. and your trust on her . Take a promise from her that she won't be hurting her again. If she do so she would be losing you completely.


Choose you best path and All the BEST.. dear ;)

Answer 3

This is what i think you should do: Fist of all, you need tell someone and get this girl some help because if she cuts just because you leave for a few hours, then there is no telling what she will do if you end it with her. Then, after you get some help, you need to tell her exactly what you put in the question, since that is how you feel. I know how you feel because i am in that current stuation with my boyfriend.

Answer 4

You don't need to walk away you need to RUN like hell. Just tell her and leave and don't call to check on her, don't accept her calls. She is mentally unstable and the last thing she needs is to have a baby. I wouldn't have sex with her if I were you or she might get pregnant on purpose to chrap you. Just tell her it is over and run! Good luck!