A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until
the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his
house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts
tiptoeing up the stairs.
Halfway up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.
That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles
in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks
terribly. But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt.
A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked
himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something
terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances,
and he went to bed.
The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was
hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife
came into the bedroom.
“ Well, you really tied one on last night," she said.
“ Where'd you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple
of beers."
“ A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last
night. Where the heck did you go?"
“ What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"
“ Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and
found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror."
2007-03-09 01:46:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh cool
awesome joke
so what happened to his butt?
LoL
2007-03-09 02:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gin♥and*Jen* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a sober alcoholic i think this is an awesome joke and it reminds me ofsome o the things i used to do when i was an active alcoholic
2007-03-09 09:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, now THAT one was funny! I'm going to email that one to my friends! LOL
I'll give that a 9/10
2007-03-09 09:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Niiice!
2007-03-09 09:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by Prince Charming 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one this I gonna share. I give it a 10/10. good one
2007-03-09 13:34:41 · answer #5 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thts hilarious its the sort of thing id do
2007-03-09 10:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by shrekndixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, but really awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
2007-03-09 13:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, hey, i like your joke.
2007-03-09 10:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by jade s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will tell my dad that, he loves jokes
2007-03-09 14:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I that was cute. I liked it.
2007-03-09 09:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by penhead72 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋