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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty
the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful
consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant
task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the
sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. Then, I withdrew the cork
from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one
glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured
the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth
bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I
pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and
threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and
poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled
the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the
house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the
other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the
affluence of alcohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as think as you
might drink. I fool so feeblish I don't know who
is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. I'm not drunk you silly
sit! ...

2007-03-09 01:33:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

LOL
9/10

2007-03-09 01:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i started a chain link mail of this like 2 sec. after i read it. i soo loved it!!!


lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud

2007-03-09 12:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by star42430 5 · 0 0

uwa uwa uwa uwa yayayayayayyayayayayayayayyayayay
lollz that funny u made my tree grow u r funnyer than mike epps

2007-03-09 09:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by king 3 · 0 0

cute! I laughed!

2007-03-09 09:59:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0 0

srry too long

2007-03-09 09:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

EH????

2007-03-09 09:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by shrekndixie 2 · 0 0

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