if you couldnt find a loo
2007-03-09 01:20:44 · 20 answers · asked by LYNDA M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In an English country garden?
I'd pull down my pants,
and water the plants,
In an English country garden.
2007-03-09 01:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by PvteFrazer 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Id be more worried that it was called a loo and not a bathroom. Where am I again?
2007-03-09 02:44:32 · answer #2 · answered by Whole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In town, a public building - library, town hall etc - a pub, a cafe or restaurant (Some people swear that's the only time they would dream of going into a McDonalds!) and if in the country, ANYWHERE!
2007-03-09 01:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a dark alley check for tramps and tootie down behind a big garbage bin, or if i needed to poo i would wait til i got home or knock on someones door and ask if it was ok to use their loo...........
2007-03-09 03:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wont do anything coz you never mentioned NEED in question.
So if you couldnt find a loo you wont do anything. unless you need it.
2007-03-09 01:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown Entity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Find a tree, shrub, side of a building. It's easy for guys, even an empty bottle will do.
2007-03-09 01:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends what it was, if it was a number 2, then i suppose i'd have to walk round for a while looking like Robocop
2007-03-09 01:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where I was, out in the countryside would be no problem, in towns/cities would be a different matter entirely.
2007-03-09 01:26:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess you would have an accident.
You could try someones garden shed and take a garden bucket in with you.
2007-03-09 01:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until i could.I have a pretty strong pelvic floor !
2007-03-09 01:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋