a guy comes home from work early and asks the taxi driver if he will be a witness cos he thinks his missus is cheating on him
"i'll pay you £100" he says
so the cabbie agrees.
anyway they go into the house and up the stairs and sur enough his wife is in bed nude.
the man walks over nd pulls back the sheets and as suspected theres a naked man in bed with his wife.
"i knew it he screams you cheating cow"
he pulls out a gun and points it at the guys head.
"dont do it" screams his wife.
"its because of this man that you have that new porsche, the swimming pool and the yacht. he bought it all for us in return for sleeping with me" explains the wife.
the man still pointing the gun and about to pull the trigger turns to the cabbie and asks..
"what would you do?"
the cabbie replies.......
"i'd cover him up before he catches his death of cold"
2007-03-09 00:16:38 · 21 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool.......... Here's for you:
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to
everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's
best man asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on
the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50
bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend.
"I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't
expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get
over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
2007-03-09 00:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good maybe he should have got him to pay the cabbie
2007-03-09 08:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by properwired 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Certainly a good one, and was worth waiting the extra 15 minutes for! cheers for the laugh!
2007-03-09 08:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Punch line a little flat i'm afraid!! Watch this space later on ok, if i cant contact you via answers mail? i will post you a good one here apx...10 ish uk time tonight maybe earlier. i won't let you down i'm a man of my word ok!
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
Get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
Stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to sh@g ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?
2007-03-09 12:44:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear Uncle El, waited all morning for this special one, you let us down, but keep sending em.
2007-03-09 08:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats one smart cabbie huh?
2007-03-09 08:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Worth the wait
2007-03-09 08:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one man
2007-03-09 08:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 :D
2007-03-09 09:31:30 · answer #9 · answered by chocoholic_babe_becky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was quite promising until the punch line...terrible sorry
2007-03-09 08:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋