Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a little toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for 15 to 20 seconds.
"Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your that a**, didn't it?"
He's still alive, uses a walker to get around now and has physical therapy twice a week.
2007-03-08 23:55:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No I'm not a girl.....just passing along a joke. See my profile, then lol!!
2007-03-09 00:08:49 · update #1
thats great lol
2007-03-08 23:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-09 00:00:29 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2007-03-08 23:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by jeffreytucker79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool, heard it, think its good, but think its kinbda ironic to hear a dude telling it, no offence
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
2007-03-09 00:00:46 · answer #4 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice 10/10
2007-03-09 00:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very Funny.
I really really hope this is a joke.
2007-03-08 23:58:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And when did they remove the feeding tubes? (Thank you for the wonderful joke)
2007-03-09 00:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in answer to original heading of Are your breasts small.......?
not at all
good joke though
2007-03-10 10:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. I think its funny.
2007-03-08 23:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by Susan S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! lol
2007-03-09 00:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by hapymom03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋