Bit of an odd question, for a dinner party...?

Question

I'm currently stage managing a student theatre piece with a small ensamble cast (four of them). The director and I have been trying to plan a dinner/"bonding evening" for the six of us. In this play, one of the characters is the gay imaginary friend/"voice of reason" of one of the other characters. And in most of the scenes he's in, he's eating something, well, rather phalic looking (a banana in one, and a corn dog in another). This has become one of our running jokes during our rehearsals, so the director and I have been thinking that it could be fun to serve mostly phalic-shaped foods at this dinner. The thing is, we haven't been able to think of may options, aside from the obvious things like sausages/hot dogs, carrots, and bananas. So, does anyone have any ideas for us?

Answer 1

*laughs* Ohmy!

Breadsticks?
Cream filled Eclairs for desert?
Pickles?
Pigs in a blanket? (a hot dog wrapped in a crispy biscut)
Soft tacos?
Tortilla wraps?


Have you thought of placing a sausage on the middle of the plate, placing two meatballs at one end, then garnishing with sauerkraut?
Good luck!

Answer 2

This is funny. I think you could try taquitos or sushi rolls. You could have a fondue with bananas and other fruits/foods that you've cut into phalic shapes. I know you can buy certain ice trays at adult stores, maybe to use in a punch.

Hope this helps, have fun!

Answer 3

Kebabs or wraps, you can put so many different fillings in them, people will enjoy making their own and they can definately be phallic.

Also, there are novelty straws that you can buy that are more than phallic. Women often buy these for hens nights. They would be hilarious a little embarrasing and definately an ice breaker.

Answer 4

The only other things I can think of are Twinkies, and Blow Pops - get the large ones :)