Foxy! Where are my steakums?!?

Answer 1

Boy, you really do live in LalaLand, don't you? Foxy traded your steakums for fifteen pounds of carrots and a slightly used Jack Lalanne juicer. He's setting up his own juice bar opposite the Veganville High School. In between rescuing Dale, Jr. from all those vicious ham sandwich-violating teenagers, he's going to sell smoothies and health food.

He came over here and begged me for my family's secret "tofu, rutabaga, broccoli, and peanut butter" ice cream recipe, but I refused to give it to him. Not even for the remaining three pounds of your steakums and half-ownership in the business.

Answer 2

sorry, dude, but foxy found out you were at my house foraging for carrots and green smoothies, so she is giving you the boot. She says she is keeping the singlewide and taking custody of Dale Jr., I have invited her to my house while you gather your vegan supplies from the trailer. Don't forget your moon shoes and supplementations. You will have to fix your own vegetarian tofu steakums from now on. Shouldnt have gone two timing. Not a very vegan like thing to do. You care more about your silly animals than your own darling bride, shame on you

Answer 3

Honey. He must just be distracted by thinking about your tubesteak !! You two be gentle with each other now ;0)

Answer 4

welllll it all happened like this the wind began to twitch and the house ,to twitch ,then all the sudden these little people started comming out from no where one of them had them .gave them to me and umm and umm burp!! oops excuse me. sorry:(

Answer 5

do you like dogs?
I give you one
to eat it
tastes good

Answer 6

no idea :-s