The cake is for a very worldly and open-minded individual at an all adult party. so no holds barred. Don't hold back!
2007-03-07 18:30:59 · 10 answers · asked by ou812 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Put "Everything is downhill from here" and have a picture of 2 saggy boobs on the cake....on one boob put "happy" and on the other put "50th"
2007-03-07 18:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Tina D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday ____!
50 years of Sass and Spice
2007-03-08 05:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Lani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're halfway to being 100 years old
2007-03-07 19:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decorate it with a bunch of nude men. They can do that now--make sure they are very well hung though. We old ladies like that crap.
2007-03-07 18:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For our favorite Golden Oldie!!
2007-03-08 04:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by GP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/2 century gone another 1/2 to go -- its all downhill now
2007-03-07 23:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by chazzn101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should keep it simple such as 'Happy 50th' so she wouldn't freek out about her age.
2007-03-08 00:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You finally have an excuse to fart in public ---happy birthday you old fart!!
2007-03-07 20:26:44 · answer #8 · answered by th1despina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a ***** like you could be that old and look that good.
2007-03-08 08:07:28 · answer #9 · answered by dwark73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy birthday you old cow,hope your snatch hasn't dried shut.
2007-03-07 18:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋