2007-03-07 11:39:28 · 27 answers · asked by amos 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
This ends up being something of a satirical question even if it wasn't meant to be.
2007-03-07 16:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by FM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In cash: a quid or two.
Bonuses:
A lot of negative attention here, on your street, and in press.
At least a few months in jail, but all meals are provided.
The real bonus: A cell mate named Bruits who will soon be engaged with you.
So, have a go, expand your financial and social life. Bruits will expand other things of a more personal nature.
2007-03-07 20:01:44 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
serious? you are wacked out. this ISNT the forum for such asinine questions such as yours. you got a legitimate question for vegetarians, feel free to ask. but this crap about selling the neighbors cat to a kebab shop is way out of line. you not only insult the rest of us, vegetarians and meat folks alike, you show your ignorance and lack of human compassion towards others. how would you like it if someone sold your pet to a local resturant? and then laughed about it? different then, huh? get lost. you annoy me.
2007-03-07 19:56:22 · answer #3 · answered by birdbrain62863 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
A few years in jail for animal cruelty would be my guess.
If you try it and are my neighbour I gurantee you get very dead very quickly.
2007-03-08 00:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm starting a business where I adopt as many cats as I can from the local pound, keep them in my house (in the dark to save electricity), get them as fat as I can, and slaughter them once they're fat enough. I throw the kittens in the trash can because they're not profitable. I'll give you eight bucks a cat.
2007-03-07 20:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by PsychoCola 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I'll give you a serious answer if you ask a serious question.
2007-03-08 12:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by KSP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cat doesn't weigh much, try the neighbor instead.
2007-03-07 19:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by moobiemuffin 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
more if you skinned and defurred it yourself.
probably too much meat on a cat for a kebab, the meat usually used for kebabs is the toes and balls of a sheep.
2007-03-07 19:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
A cures and a lot of bad carma.
2007-03-07 19:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Sam D 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are disgusting!! You have an empty heart!! Shame on you!
2007-03-08 12:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by jessica david 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋