A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
2007-02-24 23:53:02 · 16 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-02-25 00:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, lol...fantastic. Must rate as the best today! Give ya a star, too.
2007-02-25 07:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That hits the spot man! It was funny, a bit rude too. I'll give you 7 out of 10.
2007-02-25 07:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty gd m8 9/10
2007-02-25 08:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with u its a matured one
2007-02-25 07:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2007-02-25 08:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Naughty, naughty!!
...........Funny, though! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-02-27 16:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey...thats absolutely hilarious! great joke!
2007-02-25 08:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u have a joke book?
2007-02-25 08:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by pratyay s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn that was a good one
2007-02-28 15:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋