1) Chimps eat banannas
2) Humans eat banannas
Hence, chimps evolved into humans
2007-02-24 23:33:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By that logic chain, we could have evolved from an earthworm because we both drink water.
I got the feeling you're joking anyway.
2007-02-24 23:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
There is no such thing as evolution and my logic makes evolution impossible. If at one point we humans evolved from something that crawled out of a marshy bog, then explain the following......... Why does everything have two nostrils, two eyes, one mouth, one head. Why is almost all creatures have RED blood. Why do all creatures have similar internal organs. So much more could be brought up as examples.
If all things evolved from evolution, then all things would be different depending on their needs. For example, kind of a joke, why don't women have an eye in the back of their heads to watch those sneaky children. How has everything evolved with lungs which is required to live on earth. Things are JUST TOO PERFECT. Evolution would be accidental mathematical equations and ALL LIVING THINGS WOULD BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT WITH NO SIMILARITIES..
2007-02-24 23:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Wayne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, chimps and humans both evolved from a common ancestor. Many species eat bananas. How about actually studying evolution before mocking it?
Science can be interesting and fun, and you might just learn something along the way.
Here's a link to educate you on evolution:
http://evolution.berkeley.edu/
2007-02-24 23:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice try, We still have as many Chimps today as we did years ago, did some chimps forget to evolve, I am 57 yrs. old, & in my 57 yrs. I have never seen one chimps change into a human, all of nature also sleeps as do humans, does that make us a oak tree, or a snake, or a bear, or a beaver, or a deer., Yes Trees sleep also, that is why in the fall season they drop their leafs. Think about it the next time you try to make people think about your ideals.
2007-02-24 23:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vast majority of animals and plants are able to synthesize their own vitamin C. There are some exceptions, such as humans and apes.
While your question was meant to ridicule it does have a point; because our common ancestor couldn't synthesize vitamin C none of the groups that came after (including chimps and sapiens) can.
2007-02-24 23:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chimps fling raw sh!t at their enemies.
Humans fling grenades at their's.
Hence, Humans did not evolve from chimps.
2007-02-24 23:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good but how about the homology of the digestive system allowing us to absorb the nutrients from said banana
2007-02-24 23:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Chimps can't spell bananas.
1)Humans can't spell bananas.
Hence, neither can spell bananas.
2007-02-24 23:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by charly 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Since we eat lettuce, and rabbits also eat lettuce, does that mean we evolved from rabbits?
2007-02-24 23:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a sensible and logical conclusion given one missing ingredient. God
2007-02-24 23:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by The Stainless Steel Rat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋