Satan lord of Flames?
I miss him.
Ding Dong!
2007-02-24 23:31:24 · 8 answers · asked by Screamin' Banshee 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're forgiven Mr Avatard... mwah!
2007-02-24 23:38:31 · update #1
Calm yourself FredHH.
I'm not talking about THAT Satan (oh dear)
2007-02-24 23:40:24 · update #2
I know what you mean, he was cool.
2007-02-24 23:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, you wont have seen him for a while because he's set up a holiday home in my novelty bear feet slippers. He says he's after a career change so he's doing an open university course in creative writing. Apparently it get's quite boring down there in hell, after you've thrown so many balls of fire and stretched people on the rack until they are 30ft tall a few times it all gets a bit monotonous. Originally he only intended to work there for a summer job, but then the old boss ended up leaving for a better paid job as the president of the united states and you know how it is.
2007-02-25 07:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by hillpip_123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the Avatard thing. I changed my name. Forgive me oh Princess of Darkness.
2007-02-25 07:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since you apparantly recognize the existance of Satan...
That must mean you believe in Hell.
That means you believe in an afterlife.
That means you believe in heaven.
That means you must believe in God.
So since you are apparently mocking God....
That means you are committing the one sin listed as unforgivable in the Bible...
2007-02-25 07:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, he is in the form of my mother in law
2007-02-25 07:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by sinatrapimp 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh he be back, he jus getn Gods shoe out he a**.
2007-02-25 07:35:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need church counseling
2007-02-25 07:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you will see him soon!
2007-02-25 07:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋