A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
"Of course you may. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead."
2007-02-24 23:20:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good and quite clever.
Speaking of men of the cloth not lying reminds me of the time a Roman Catholic priest, a Protestant vicar and a Jewish Rabbi were caught playing cards illegally.
They all got arrested and sent to court. At the hearing the judge decided to question them.
"Now then Father," He says to the priest. "Were you playing cards illegally."
"No Your Honour." Replies the priest piously.
"Well then," Says the judge "I can see you're a good Catholic and I believe you. Case dismissed."
Next the Protestant vicar is in the dock.
"Right vicar." Says the judge. "Were you playing cards illegally?"
"No Your Honour." Replies the vicar, as equally convincing as the priest.
"Well I can see you're a good man, being a vicar, so I believe you too. Case dismissed."
Up steps the Rabbi and gets into the dock recognising the judge as being something of a Jew hater.
"Right then," Shouts the judge harshly. "What kind of a man are you? Were you playing cards illegally?"
"Me," Answers the Rabbi, a look of divine innocence on his face, "Who with?"
2007-02-24 23:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. 11/10
2007-02-25 01:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i could'nt send this one to my god father he's a priest himself he would swing for me.hell is where i would end up in.
2007-02-25 02:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
father mother of god>
2007-02-24 23:23:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good play on words ::10s
2007-02-24 23:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clap for yourself
2007-02-24 23:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
xxR
2007-02-24 23:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aint heard that one before...very funny...10/10
2007-02-25 01:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priests may not lie.
But they certainly enjoy abusing little boys!
2007-02-24 23:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dont let any priests read it!
2007-02-25 00:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋