A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-02-24 22:37:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Thank you so much for the joke, it was exactly what I needed. Both my teenage daughters are studying in the UK (I live in Spain) I've just sent the youngest back after spending half term at home and I was feeling very sad. I really needed the laugh.
2007-02-25 06:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by gerrifriend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny in the style of the comic song Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
This tale made me laugh out loud really.
http://www.tsrocks.com/s/spike_jones_texts/hello_mother_hello_father.html
2007-02-25 06:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by FairyBlessed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You handled that very well. You see everything is relative, bet your father is happy with any grade that you received on your report card.
2007-02-25 07:16:25 · answer #3 · answered by michelebaruch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes.
2007-02-25 06:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gray hair??? Talk about all your hair falling out at once! Good one!
2007-02-25 06:43:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even as a dad, I have to say this is funny!!!!!!!!! Very good!!!!
2007-02-25 06:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by dragunov 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
awesome.i wish i had that kind of wisdom when i was a kid
2007-02-25 16:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by racer 51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because of their age and because parent change thier age with their personalities
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2007-02-25 06:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by `PoP`PrinCeSs` 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that is hilarious!!! tysvm. i needed a laugh!!
2007-02-25 06:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by kelleygaither2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-02-25 06:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋