The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by thereception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library.
The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'."
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R' ... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE
2007-02-24 22:32:01 · 20 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
huh??? don't get it.
2007-02-24 22:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Alright
Here is another pope joke
the pope say to his driver can I drive
the man finaly agrees and say yes
So the pope change places with his driver and the driver sit in the back sit of the car
The pope speeds off
And get caught at a rader trap
the police man say guess who I got on his walk talk to the man at the other end
The queen no bigger put it this way the pope is his driver
2007-02-25 06:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by jobees 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Is this pope another example of a rapid German occupation of a former Polish territory?
2007-02-25 06:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like the first joke buth the one further down the page i don't get ?! >:/
2007-02-25 07:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, that's good! Poor pope coulda got some in life!
2007-02-25 06:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by Timeless 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha (the naughty pope , all those years) 10/10
2007-02-25 06:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice try.
2007-02-25 06:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by briggs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! heard it before but it still makes me laugh!
xx
2007-02-25 09:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this one
2007-02-25 06:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-25 07:25:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Nice one!
2007-02-26 16:58:49 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋