my g/f farts all the time, how can i help her, she even makes faces as she farts, just like a bloke, what can i do to help this poor sole, all help would be a blessing....
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please help me, the stench is putrid, all she does is laugh and then continue to fart agin with full facial expressions, help me 'o' god
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10 hours ago
Sorry for miss informing all you polite people, But I have to add, unfortunately, my G/f also burps like a bloke, does not say much about us blokes, but what happened to female etiquit (if thats how you spell it) oh yes, also.... once she releases that big belch, he breath stinks and she wafts it at me, I have endured this fo nearly 2 and a bit years now, should I a ask her to brush her teeth atleats 17 times a day. help help help, no funnies please as this is now close to DEFCON 1
2007-02-24 22:06:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Sounds to me that she's displaying deep disrespect with regards to your relationship.
I overcome the disrespect that I have for my girlfriend by letting them go under the muffling effects of a duvet whilst she's busy pampering herself, and likely (but not lightly) farting, in the bathroom.
Give her a final warning.
2007-02-24 22:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to start the day with a drink of hot water before she has anything else and add more fruit & veg to her diet, stay away from acidic drinks, drink water and devlop some better social manners, somethimes when people get comfortable in relationships they feel anything goes and forget their boundaries. Tell her it is not funny anymore and encourage more mature pastimes.
2007-02-25 01:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by BettyBoop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, she is your girlfriend. You put up with this stupid childish behavior for 2 years? What do you expect we the readers to tell you. You already no the answer. Dump her. She isn't someone who you want to raise your future children. There are many nice girls out there, not a pig like this one you described. YUK. I don't see the attraction, unless she gives you real good B J's.
2007-02-24 22:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be love if she wants to share her farts with u ! Does she do the whole wafting of the quilt when she farts in bed ?? Ahh a woman after my own hart or should that be fart !?
2007-02-24 23:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if guys can fart and belch...so can girls. ok so it is kinda rude but just put up with it or take her to the docs or something. and buy her some tic tacs. and for the farting, definatley take her to the docs, cuz there might be something wrong with her stomach. good luck x
2007-02-25 01:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by charlii 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A change in diet is a must. And she has to learn some good old fashioned manners. Good luck with that.
2007-02-24 23:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by chickynikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably has a very serious intestinal or stomach problem. Advise her to go to the doctor to see what might be going on. Also it could be the stuff she's eating.
2007-02-24 22:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have to be with her?? i mean, Do you really wanna be with her?? Or do you see anything good with her?
2007-02-25 04:57:55 · answer #8 · answered by ferhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try a cork or to change your diet...
2007-02-25 04:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by ChrisBanzet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesnt sound like you really like her.
2007-02-25 05:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋