What trials and tribulations must I endure? Also, which goverments and religious figures must I condemn? Looking for pointers as Armagedon begins....
2007-02-24 21:38:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
its very easy, you plagiarize a section of the bible, put it in your own words, attach your name and a relevant verse number, and voila
2007-02-24 21:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by Four Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start with condemming your own government, especially if you are a citizen of the USA. All religious figures are fair game, since they all represent satan, especially Christianity. The trials and tribulations include losing the comfort of the world you live in. (Not the world, just the comfort.) Imagine for a moment what would happen if the sun suddenly erupted into a fireball for a few hours, and then went back to normal. (That's part of the prophecy of Isaiah, Mr Prophet.) After the fires die down, and you find yourself alive, you will have made it through the "trial by fire." Then it will be time to make it through the "tribulation." What are you going to eat? Where are you going to live? How are you going to live? Those who do live will consider those who died as the "lucky ones."
But to answer your first question; You can't "become a prophet in any upcoming biblical writings from God," because the writings that we have are all we are going to get. Instead, you would fair well to understand them.....and then find the Master.
Regards,
Chris
2007-02-25 05:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by ChrisJ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Being a prophet is not like a qualification of some sort - it is a calling from God. Also ther there are no more "biblical writings that are coming from the Lord. Everything that is needed to be written has all already been written in the Bible.
What today's prophets are coming with is illumination (or 'revelation' if you like) of the Bible.
There is no need for you to look for help to become a prophet - if you have to be one, you can't avoid it and if you are not to be a prophet, no matter how much you seek to be one, it won't work, so don't waste your time.
2007-02-25 06:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. So Elijah one day as a youth, said, "God, I wish no one would listen to me, I hope that everything I say is wasted."
What Elijah said was from God, either by word or ravens beak. Being a prophet is not a fun thing to do, in fact, you are the antithis of the world now, people might even write you a nasty email or two. The thing with being a real prophet is hearing from a real God. Say what God tells you to say, you should not include that on your little resume that you want to condemn people. God will do that, and if it is through you, then if you are not of God, people will kill you for that. For example, go be a false prophet in the middle east right now. Good luck to you and unless God has called you there, then it might be the last false thing you will preach.......
BTW, your question seems more sarcastic now, are you really interested or just trying to catch people off guard to tell them "Aha"......
2007-02-25 05:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No man can become a prophet.
A Divine Prophet is pre-ordained in God's wisdom.
True Prophets exist; false prophets fall into complete oblivion.
The Holy Books give the criteria for mankind to recognize the True Prophets.
2007-02-25 05:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't know what happens to prophets huh? THEY DIE!
I think there is an opening for 2 witnesses in Revelation 11:3-7. Verse 7 shows what you can expect.
2007-02-25 05:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better investigate yourself if you are on your way to the office of true prophethood. There are and shall be many false prophets, if you care to believe the teachings of Christ and the writings of John in the Bible.
According to my faith the Book of God includes writings called prophecies of God, so there is no upcoming prophecies. Anyway, I suggest you divulge yourself to the world, so that they can test your teachings as well.
2007-02-25 05:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by TruthCaster.Com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prohphets are choosen by God. The last revelation from God to humanity is The Holy Quran and the last messenger/prohphet of God is Muhammad (pbuh). Whoever claims to be a prohphet of God after Muhammad (pbuh) is in manifest error and indeed makes a false claim.
2007-02-25 05:49:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mr.POP 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get in good with the Pope and a king or two, I believe that's who decides whether God has spoken to you or not. Also, be prepared to give up your copyright to your work. No royalties for Bible II, sorry.
2007-02-25 05:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by calliope320 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In his heart a man plans his course,
but the Lord determines his steps.
Proverbs 16:9
2007-02-25 05:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by angelvic_83 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can try, but you won't be successful. Only TRUE Prophets of God are successful. Little or no one will read your work, and it will soon be forgotten. Only the work of true Prophets lasts.
2007-02-25 05:43:13 · answer #11 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋