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A chicken and an egg are lying next to each other in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and the egg is looking annoyed. The egg looks at the chicken and says; "well i guess we know the answer to THAT question"

2007-02-24 21:23:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

31 answers

Smoking is bad. ummk?

2007-02-24 21:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Debi in LA 5 · 0 0

Yes it is - and I'd like to explain to those that don't get it...The classic question chap's, " Which came first the chicken or the egg".....you see, in the joke, they were lovers. The egg is annoyed because she didn't come first!.
Sorry to be a kill joy and unconfuse people, just how I feel this fine Sunday lunch time.

2007-02-24 23:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by emilybronte 3 · 0 0

Yes

2007-02-24 21:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by malta1943 2 · 0 0

Oh yes!

Ok, here is another one for you.

A conversation in the bathroom closet:
Lying next to each other, the toothbrush says, " Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world." "Ya....rite!!!!" replies the toilet roll paper.

2007-02-26 12:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

O'' I like to fly like the chicken wings
get that one..?

2007-02-24 22:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0 0

:0

2007-02-27 00:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0 0

LOL That was seriously the best one I heard all week

2007-02-24 21:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

... i don't get it =S but I'm sure it's really funny judging by most people's comments!

and I bet I'll laugh in a few weeks when I get it...

2007-02-24 22:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Usagi ^.^ 2 · 0 0

My God, that's an old one, but you know what they say? the old ones are the best! Good, but no Cigar!

2007-02-24 21:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0 0

hmmmmmm..... funny. 10/10.
But is the answer of "well i guess we know the answer to THAT question"????

2007-02-24 21:35:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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