a lion is drinking at a river bank when a gorrilla sneaks up behind him, rapes him, pushes him in the river and runs away. as he's running away he sees a man sat fishing, sits next to him puts on the mans hat and grabs his newspaper and acts human. a minute later along comes the very wet and very angry lion and says "any of you chaps seen a gorrilla around here?" gorrilla says: "what, you mean the gorrilla that raped the lion" "oh no," says the lion "it's not in the paper already"
2007-02-24 20:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by i_dont_know_what_the_plot_is 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
news travels fast LOL!
2007-02-24 20:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a good one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
2007-02-24 21:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by I'm blonde 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
crazy
2007-02-28 07:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed ..i choked..that was funny...lmao->
2007-02-24 20:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, don't get it.
2007-02-24 20:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋