hE WILL IF hE KNOWS WHATS BEST FOR hIM.
2007-02-24 20:05:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you are Satan , I want to be your friend
we need to talk .
2007-02-24 20:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, Alright the chance of that not happening is equal to the amount of people who horribly disagree with you but do agree with me that you should have a firm slap on the behind. Oh yeah and if you had a life you wouldn't be posting stupid crap like this.
2007-02-25 04:15:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again, the devil took Him to a very high mountain and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory; and he said to Him, "All these things I will give You, if You fall down and worship me."
Then Jesus said to him, "Begone, Satan! For it is written, 'YOU SHALL WORSHIP THE LORD YOUR GOD, AND SERVE HIM ONLY.' (Matthew 4:8-10)
"For in that He Himself has suffered, being tempted, He is able to aid those who are tempted" (Hebrews 2:18).
2007-02-25 04:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by RR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first get be hind me saton, , an to no my jesus would not bow to you, for he said every kneew will be bend inthat time
2007-02-25 10:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by ghostwalker077 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if He did, it'd be to stoop down to grab the rug and pull it out from under you footsies and watch you bust your( a word.)
2007-02-25 04:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, "Ice" to meet you... No he wont.. You left all sinful humans and trying yahoo answers?
2007-02-25 06:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by Lawrence of Arabia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...real cute. My girlfriend is in the hospital thats why I am alone with no female company. whats your lame excuse. just wantin to pick a fight aren't you? why dont you just save your breathe. you'll need it for your inftat-a date....
2007-02-25 04:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by molly 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are gonna be disappointed. Don't say no one warned you.
2007-02-25 04:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You tried this once before and it failed.
2007-02-25 04:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by 10 Point Shoe-In 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL get behind him SATAN
2007-02-25 04:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋