I can give you things your so called God will not.
Ever been disappointed by Him?
Just tell me what you'd like.
2007-02-24 19:53:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Begone?
I'm not going anywhere.
2007-02-24 19:59:05 · update #1
I need money and lots of it.
2007-02-24 22:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sleep deprived 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE CHRIST! He has granted me more then anyone or anything could ever begin to offer me. The things you offer will only last but for 5 minutes at best. They break too easy. And they are cheap. (Explains the first two complaints there.)
When Jesus gives me something, it lasts and lasts. I get to learn so much more by it and I get a chance to become a better person inside and out.
Not to mention the fact that you look really ugly.
He looks like a strapping chap.
So this is why I won't just worship you.
ONE MORE THING!
Why worship a loser?
It has been written that the victory is Gods and Gods alone.
Thus, you being the odd end, have already lost!
2007-02-24 19:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by Noodles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has never disappointed me in the 12 years I've really known Him, and you could never possibly come anywhere near matching what He has to offer. Go well, and God Bless!
2007-02-24 19:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God never disappoints me. And there is nothing that you can give me that God cannot.
You sound to me like you have a false sense of granduer. They make medication for that.
I'll stick with God, because you definitely are an idiot.
2007-02-24 19:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by C J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need HELP you are no body and if you accept Jesus in your heart he will never leave you so no I would not be disappointed by God
2007-02-24 20:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by usher4821 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just wish to worship you.
Please tell me how I may serve and worship and what I must do to start.
Please put me in your WishMaster control just like the movie but forever for you.
Your great avatar pic got me started.
Thank you for allowing me to be here for you sir.
2007-02-26 04:57:54 · answer #6 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol um the only person I worship is myself and the light that I came from! I spend my time thinking about other people, so that other people will think about me. I truley am a God, even before I die!
2007-02-24 19:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by supercurlz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because I didn't like "Wishmaster 2" as much as the original. The plot dragged and the ending was contrived.
2007-02-24 22:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like a buyer for my motorcycle to get in touch with me tomorrow who wont haggle over the price...
2007-02-24 19:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by Shakespeare, William 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD has always been there for me.he changed my life in so many ways and i luv him because he is faithful and has never disappointed me!
2007-02-24 21:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by letty 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you not afraid of saying that???
you know what if you'll learn about Jesus You'll gonna Regret Saying that stuff....
and One more You'll never ever Give the things He Can Give all the people he loved including you...... :-)
2007-02-24 19:58:06 · answer #11 · answered by pb b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋