I ate a burger that had been in the microwave for 2 days and I am starting to feel sick. What should I do?

Question

I ate the burger 2-3 hours ago and I now have some abdominal pain along with some constipation. I feel like I should be pooping all over the place. Is there something I can do to help ease my death by food poisoning?

The burgers were just so tasty that I could not throw them away. I think they were prepared with Mrs. Dash, the extra spicy kind. But, either way...I figured I would take my chances with it.

I told my girlfriend a couple of hours later what I had done and she freaked. She is a nurse, so she went into all the details of botulism for me.

I figure I had it coming, with all the questionable left-overs I have eaten in the past. I realize that I screwed up, but I can only wonder if there is something I can do to help my situation.

Answer 1

Call the pharmist or hospital for advice!

Unless it's happening very late at night... I had food poisoning at 3am once..lasted well over an hour I think....

Keep a bucket near, Tylenol, Vomit/poop medicine, warm wet cloth to put on your head...

Sorry good luck

Answer 2

Go to the ER! I really hope this is a joke....