You know you're getting older when..?

Question

Stages that identify you're getting old:-

STAGE 1 You forget names.
STAGE 2 You forget faces.
STAGE 3 You forget to pull your zipper up.
STAGE 4 You forget to pull your zipper down!

I think I'm somewhere between stage 2 and 3. How about you?

Answer 1

GETTING OLD
~~~~~~~~~~~
BORN:
peeing your nappy
peeing your pants
going out with your family
going out with your friends
not going out at all
REBORN AS AN OAP:
not going out at all
going out with your friends
goin out with your family
peeing your pants
peeing your nappy

lol i like your one too!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I, myself, am probably at Stage 1, mixed with Stage 2. However, I have a few to add to your question if I may.
You know you're getting old when:
You've had your cane longer than your last dog lived.
The radio/stereo is on 4 or 5, and you ask someone to turn it down.
The radio/stereo is maxed out blaring, and you ask someone to turn it up.
The news channel is your favorite channel; or the weather channel.
The movies you watch now have nothing to do with how attractive the actors/actresses in it are.
The car you drive is twice as big as the car you drove ten, or even, twenty years ago.
Your children's kids, have kids.
You remember when gasoline cost less than a dollar.
You remember when a gallon, or liter, of milk cost less than a dime, or ten pesos.
You remember how good Joan of Arc looked.
You remember anything in the 1960's, or before that.
You smell things that aren't around.
You hear things that aren't around.
You see things that aren't around.
You have a favorite position, on the toilet.
You have a mustache, and so does your husband.
Your mother died before movies were called movies, and not moving pictures.
Your kids call you "whacked out of your mind".
Infomercials make sense like nothing ever has before.
You and Jesus hung out.
And LASTLY:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::You know you're getting old when you forget your phone number but remember what time reruns of Cheers comes on; right after M.A.S.H. at 9:00 on TNT.

Answer 4

Na, none of the above. Anyone of any age can remember or forget names or faces or pulling up zippers - except the extremes, ie. under 10 or over 70. And you don't get incontinent until much later in life normally.

For me, it goes

STAGE 1 - You put on weight if you eat too much or don't exercise enough
STAGE 2 - It takes more than 24 hours to get over a night of heavy drinking
STAGE 3 - Friday is not exciting any more

I haven't gone past that yet so wouldn't know

Answer 5

stage 1

Answer 6

I`m stage 5. Not at all there!

Answer 7

I'm at stage 3 and closer to 4 than I care to be.

Answer 8

I'm in between stages 1 and 2
lol

Answer 9

I used to have a mirror hanging above the fireplace, but now its a picture of someone i have never met and strangely its an old person. Does anyone else have a picture like this?

Answer 10

you know when you are getting old when you walk into Marks & Spencers and exclaim "ooh are'nt those slacks lovely"

I think im to STAGE 3, but its usually others that forget to pull my zip back up

Answer 11

Im still young but i think ill experience stage 1&2 !! Good ques. Thx ;)