A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
2007-02-24 18:02:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ***!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.
2007-02-24 18:02:36 · update #1
Whoop Whoop!! I finished all of them and it only took a whole bloody week!!! And she take a bow!!
Now where`s my Brandy!!!
Loved them all funny boy. I bow to you.
10/10 and a * for ya well deserved too.
Tink x
2007-02-25 06:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Always nice jokes Chris, gonna put you on my watchlist.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-25 02:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husbands will never be right but we still love that woman of ours
*
2007-02-24 19:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Steven E 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fact it is..
By the way nice joke..
2007-02-24 18:21:31 · answer #4 · answered by babu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awe come on....he was doing his best! Ok I'll admit it, we are a bit like this....but only a bit....OK A LOT!
2007-02-24 19:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LoL my husband is the same way!!
2007-02-24 18:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent and true lol.
2007-02-24 18:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it very much
2007-02-25 01:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing and very true, God, us women are hard work....!
2007-02-24 19:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by Poppy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, brill joke!!
2007-02-24 20:09:36 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋