Would Christianity and the world as a whole be very different, do you think?!
2007-02-24 17:30:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
2007-02-24 17:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Adia Azrael 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
God knew what he was doing at the time a man was the only way to send God's message. If Jesus had been a woman and tried to preach she would likely have been stoned to death. Then we would be wearing a rock around our necks on a chain.
2007-02-25 01:38:19 · answer #2 · answered by . 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same message. Read Acts Chapter 2 to see what "she" would have sent to give us the power we need to get this done!
Scripture says there is no male or female "in the Spirit".
2007-02-25 01:36:26 · answer #3 · answered by AK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very different, I bet childbirth would guarantee us at least a year of paid leave. I'd be Christian for that.
2007-02-25 01:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She would have hen pecked us to death over the rules then not been happy when we did as she asked because we were following them for the wrong reason.
2007-02-25 01:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by BIG-IRON 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd try to hit on her.
But given what happened to Jesus....saying I'd nail her would not sound right.
2007-02-25 01:34:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course it would be different....and infinitely better in my opinion.
2007-02-25 01:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He has done what He promised and He will continue doing so.
2007-02-25 01:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I don't think Paul would have been nearly as sexist.
2007-02-25 01:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Wisdom in Faith 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no one would have taken her seriously.
2007-02-25 01:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋