2007-02-24 17:18:58 · 12 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love you too, talking penguin!
2007-02-24 17:42:58 · update #1
"They slipped me ruffies, officer. That's all I can remember. They must've did it when I left my drink in our tepee."
2007-02-24 17:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"well, these two teenagers were driving in their BMW X5 (white) and they were drinking too much. so they drifted into the other lane going the opposite direction. as they were going the wrong way, a semi hit them. luckily they were in an suv so they just flew through the windshield and over the semi. one landed on the side of the road while th other landed on a pole( if you know what i mean) and los her virginity to an inanimate object. Then, Manbearpig showed up and tried to take the other girl away. She resisted so manbear pig gave up. He hired a snake to come along, and, well, you can guess what happened next. She lost her virginity to a long, hard, writhing East South American Anaconda. The anaconda died of herpes. Dont ask me. and the girl went on to be hillary clinton. the other girl was stuck to a poel for the rest of her life. that is how pole dancing was invented.
2007-02-24 17:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by sokkershark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
via fact it became just about 4 thousand years in the past while it became no longer yet a genetic subject having toddlers with a special relative, he would not could clarify something. It became basically as time handed, and genetic abnormalities crept into the DNA code, via human pollutants and undesirable ingesting conduct, that it grew to become had to shrink who became having toddlers with whom. you try to in comparison apple to oranges. It became a thoroughly diverse time and the only occasion of substantial genetic abnormalities became the toddlers of the fallen angles, the skulls of which could be what we now think of are the skulls of lacking links.
2016-11-25 21:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right! You were paralytic drunk to the point where you were unaware of what you were doing or remember anything about it, and yet you were able to maintain an erection? Did they lace the wine with Viagra? Sounds like incest with a very poor excuse.
2007-02-24 17:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by Ted T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then the cop says, "and you fell for that TWICE! They're gonna love you down at the lockup."
2007-02-24 17:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Crabby Patty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His face would be the one on the Sex-Offender Registry.
2007-02-24 17:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think we'd see it on Maury or Jerry Springer first...
2007-02-24 17:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by milomax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you flippin' rock!
2007-02-24 17:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he would go to prison cause they would say he got them drunk instead.
2007-02-24 17:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They got him drunk and attacked him
2007-02-24 17:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋