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In a fine-art classroom, the teacher asked the Students to draw anything on their drawing sheets. When the Teather was inspecting their work he discovered that a student named Joe did not draw anything.
Here is their conversation
Teacher "Joe your mates are drawing but you are not why?"
Joe"Sir, but i drew something"
Teacher "What did you draw i can only see a blank space?"
Joe "I drew a **** and grains"
Teacher "Where is the grains in your drawing sheet now?"
Joe "The **** have ate all the grains"
Teacheer "Then where is the **** on the paper now?"
Joe "Sir, the **** left immediately it finished eating all the grains that is why my drawing paper is blank"

2007-02-24 16:43:40 · 34 answers · asked by alao a 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

In a fine-art class, the student were asked to draw anything on their drawing sheet. One of the student named Joe refused to draw something on his own drawing sheet. When the teacher was inspection their work, he discovered that Joe drawing-paper was sheet blank.
Here is the conversatin between Joe and the Teacher.
Teacher "Joe your mates have drew something but why, you did not draw anything on your sheet?"
Joe "sir i drew something"
Teacher "What did you draw?"
Joe "i drew a bird and grains"
Teacher "Where is the grains on your drawing sheet"?
Joe "The bird have eating all the grains"
Teacher "Ok, where is bird now on your paper"
Joe "The bird flew immediately it finish all the grains, that is why my drawing sheet is blank".

2007-02-26 18:01:20 · update #1

34 answers

keep taking the medication, doctor knows best

2007-02-26 22:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0 0

In a fine-art classroom, the teacher asked the Students to draw anything on their drawing sheets. When the Teather was inspecting their work he discovered that a student named Joe did not draw anything.
Here is their conversation
Teacher "Joe your mates are drawing but you are not why?"
Joe"Sir, but i drew something"
Teacher "What did you draw i can only see a blank space?"
Joe "I drew a polar bear without a nose in a snow storm that is why my drawing paper is blank"

2007-03-02 16:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0 0

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2016-04-27 13:31:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I can't see the point to that. Was it supposed to be a joke, a riddle or neither?. I wouldn't have bothered. The one about the polar bear in a snow storm (all about me)was better and that took all of 20 seconds to think up. Best of luck for the next one.

2007-03-03 08:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I got it right! He drew a bird and grains.

2007-03-03 04:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0 0

Not Funny

2007-03-04 13:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by mustangldr 3 · 0 0

Quick pack your bag. Yellow van on the way

2007-03-03 08:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by bren_elvis 2 · 1 0

Some idiot asked this question: The results went something like this:

Guess what you don't have?

**** and brains!

2007-03-04 08:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by fenway2k 5 · 0 0

Sorry but it wasn't funny. Try a diffrent joke, maybe you'll have more luck! = )

2007-03-04 14:19:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0 0

Am I missing something here??
Which bit is supposed to be funny???

2007-03-02 02:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

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