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2007-02-24 16:29:42 · 19 answers · asked by DBA GODZY 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Suspendor: The question is obviously parody - DUH!!!

2007-02-24 16:50:46 · update #1

19 answers

Everyone knows that gravity is really the result of Satan flapping his wings in the center of the earth (Hell) creating a vacuum.

2007-02-24 16:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

looks you do not comprehend what you're speaking about. the second one regulation isn't speaking about falling an similar way an apple falls. It has to do with the actual shown truth that each thing in a extra orderly state will certainly pass to a a lot less orderly state. in case you're taking a hammer to a tumbler of water, the glass will shatter and the water will spread. it really is the further organic state of issues because it calls for tremendous power to placed that tumbler of water decrease back to being a tumbler of water. Your gravity definition is likewise pretend. each and each element does no longer fall in a diverse route, all products of lesser mass fall in the route of the middle of an merchandise of an stronger mass. the floor under your ft prevents you from falling to the middle of the planet. So does the floor below someone on the different area of the planet.

2016-12-04 22:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by matis 4 · 0 0

Thank YOU

I've been persecuted for my belief of a Flying Meatball, also the prophecies of an intergalactic space war between Mother Earth v. the Klingnon Planet. Gravity isn't even a legitimate religion. That's like saying the Big Bang happened when all the intelligent people in the world have discreditted in with the Bible. I believe in Meatballs and our salvation is dependent on our faiths on the Flying Meatball.

Preach on, brother!

2007-02-24 16:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by ibid 3 · 2 0

how do I know you are not really Godzilla?

Because we accept things that we know are true. I've never once in my life floated up into the air, so gravity has to be real. You could call it intelligent falling, but the force on my body is the important thing to consider. With God, you could think of it in many ways, and although someone could say that the fact that there are forces at all on your body is proof of God's existence, others might argue with this. So I would say that, we believe what we experience through our senses, experience, and thoughts. Other than that, we have to battle with what facts we are willing to accept.

2007-02-24 16:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if the theory of gravity was never questioned we could never find out the truth of how it works and achieve anti gravity propulsion or whatnot ...to just blindly accept that u have all the facts from a theory isnt the brightest thing in the world to do .. it limits way too many things ... evolution ... ok ... but assuming all life came from amino acids is going too far with it ... or assuming there wasnt intelligent intervention is just as bad ... but go ahead and pat urself on the back because u have itall figured out .. thats the end of ur learning curve ...

2007-02-24 16:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I know!

I can prove the existence of Intelligent Falling!!

You dont believe me?

Then why do I trip over my gown whenever am infront of guests and especially when am trying NOT TO!

Gravity IS intelligent. grrrr

2007-02-24 16:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Antares 6 · 0 0

if its intelligent falling why it hurts to fall of me bed?

by the way planes and birds don't go against gravity, silly people on this rooms ah?

2007-02-24 16:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by davidhaoman 2 · 1 0

What are you TALKING about??? I have at least four competing theories of gravity on my hard disk RIGHT NOW. There IS no accepted 'theory' of gravity. All we have at present is a LAW of gravity.

2007-02-24 16:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hmnnn. That's cute.

But, seriously, I had never even heard of Intelligent Falling until you started talking about it. Maybe there's other people like me?!

2007-02-24 16:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by lotusgirl 2 · 1 0

because gravity is holy and divine, and represents all that is good in the world. intelligent falling is the work of satan and his minions, put out as propaganda to ensnare good christian people to cause them to do evil. you musn't listen to satan. now, throw yourself (i mean fall) to the ground and pray for forgiveness for even speaking such heresy.

2007-02-24 16:38:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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