If a chicken and a half laid an egg in a half in a day and a half how long would it take a cricket with a wooden leg to pick the seeds out of a cucumber?
2007-02-24 16:07:34 · 21 answers · asked by Frank 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
half an hour
2007-02-24 16:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id say about half of the time half a chicken and half an egg laid in half a day could eat half a cucumber and a half with half the seeds a half chicken could pick out in half a day and a half on march 15th and a half in a half house with half the maxumum humidity possible and half the heat before it starts turning half browned. yeah..
2007-02-24 16:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
14
2007-02-24 16:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same time as a cricket without a wooden leg, because the cricket would be using it's mouth and the leg wouldn't come into play.
2007-02-24 16:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by Vince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken and a half, starving from all that egg laying, was so hungry that she bent down and quickly ate the cricket! So in answer to your question: none !!
2007-02-24 16:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the wooden leg named Smith?
2007-02-24 16:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by Angelofmusic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well ****, if the cricket has money to buy a wooden leg and fix himself up and not just die.. dude has money and people... it would probably only take a few hours because he could hire someone to help. plus, he has determination.. so he'd be helping too.. and that lil bugger would be pickin some serious seeds!!
2007-02-24 16:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by MnKLmT 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As long as it would take George Bush to cross the road.
2007-02-24 17:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i mean what kinda cucumber we talkin about, has the cricket been in the gym?
2007-02-24 16:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by loopy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 day 2 hours 44mins and 8 seconds! wow i'm smart.
2007-02-24 16:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO TIME AT ALL.. IT WAS A SEEDLESS CUCUMBER 9/10
2007-02-24 16:17:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋