Little Johnny stands up and says,
"the other day i was with my dad going to the automart when there was a bloke who lost his load of oranges all over the road,and dad said"it will take the c*nt ages to pick them all up!""
2007-02-24 15:50:11 · 15 answers · asked by buddybottle_australia 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-02-28 07:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny is in class when the teacher asks if any kids know a word that starts with the letter U. Of course Little Johnny raises his hand. Think teacher thinks for a second because she knows of Johnny's fondness for bad words. She can't think of any that start with U so she chooses him. Johnny smiles real wide and says, "Urinate, but if your boobs were bigger you'd be a ten!"
2007-02-25 00:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Vasago 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad, it sounds like it was inspired by the redneck comedy tours Jeff Foxworthy 9/10.
2007-02-25 01:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another one: The teacher asks the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.
the 1st kid gets up and says "I saw a meteor shower last night, I was fascinated"
Teacher says "Thats close, but the word of the day is fascinate, not fascinated."
The second kid gets up and says "I saw that same meteor shower, it was fascinating."
The teacher says "thats close, but the word of the day was fascinate, not fascinating."
Then little Johnny gets up and says "Teacher, I know this girl who has a dress with ten buttons, but her rack is so big she can only fascinate!"
2007-02-25 00:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by random 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL !! This joke is funny AND contagious !! Can't wait to tell it to my family tomorrow -- AFTER church, of course !!
2007-02-25 00:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny....you got to love Little Johnny!! Thanks for the laugh..I am long overdue for a good one!! :)
2007-02-25 00:00:23 · answer #6 · answered by jazzilicious 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.M.G. HA HAA HAAA 9/10
2007-02-25 00:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.. funny
2007-02-25 01:55:38 · answer #8 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, good one.
2007-02-25 00:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by Ashleyxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-02-24 23:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Keztacular 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehehehehe made me smile.
2007-02-25 01:12:04 · answer #11 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋