There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.
"I will grant you each a wish," he said.
"Why not," thought the blondes. "It's worth a try."
"I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island". She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.
"I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately.
The third and last blonde thought for a while. "I want to be a brunette."
She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
2007-02-24 15:18:33 · 18 answers · asked by T1G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's not sexist, it's a blonde joke...i accually changed it so it wastn't sexist
2007-02-24 16:03:45 · update #1
OOOOOPPPPPSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE WHOLE THING!!!!! man sry she's supposed to turn into a brunette you know what just.....just ferget i everposted this joke -_-
2007-02-24 16:05:41 · update #2
That's sexist not funny.
2007-02-24 15:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The only part this is funny is the part when you admitted you made a mistake and told us to forget you ever asked it. That's all I laughed at.
Has anyone ever told a joke like this one... "What did the comic with attention problems get from his nurse? Riddle-in!" Am I creative or unoriginal?
2007-02-25 00:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by nicolosi81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would she turn into a man if she wanted to be a brunette? other than that its sort of funny. but not really.
2007-02-24 23:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥♥♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree with B Trayed....sexist and REALLY not funny!
2007-02-24 23:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by All This and Brains Too! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most funny thing.... I think is ... YOU LOST PRECIOUS 5 POINTS BY TELLING JOKE ABOUT blondes !!!!!
2007-02-24 23:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by saleem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heeeeeeeeeeeee 9/10 keep them coming i can see you changed it
2007-02-25 00:32:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least you tried to make us laugh! Don't worry about it. I think you are kinda cute!
2007-02-25 02:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive never heard this one before! cool. serious lol.
;)
9/10
2007-02-24 23:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol funny
2007-02-28 15:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by just wandering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it ....i think im turning blonde lol
2007-02-24 23:45:52 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋