Good old riddle for ya?

Question

A plane crashes on the border of the united states and canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Answer 1

you don't bury survivors

Answer 2

They dont bury the survivors. Unless they dont have a passport to enter the USA. Or they carry weapons of mass destruction under there arms. Or have been convicted of harassing a canadian beaver. Or are not bi-lingual. Now the dead are another matter they bury them laying across the border with half on one side and the other half on the other side. That way you only have to pay half the funeral expenses..Now if one wanted to be cremated. They toss a coin to see which half gets cremated. head or feet. This way they only bury half the person.

Answer 3

Dont bury the suvivers
Heres a riddle for you
Tom road into town on tuesday three days later he left on tuesday
How can this be.

Answer 4

You dont bury the survivors.
The survivors bury the plane! lol j/k :D

Answer 5

Let's face it. I know these people aren't dead yet, because they are survivors, but eventually they will die one day. And in all seriousness, we'll have to I.D. the bodies and talk to their families to see where they should be given a proper burial, no matter where they die. It's so tragic. Of course this is assuming none of them are immortal. Or Zombies.

Answer 6

You don't bury survivors.

Answer 7

You cant bury survivors because theyre already alive you bury the dead not the living. Durrrrrrrrrr.........!!!!!!!!!! Get neww jokes!!!

Answer 8

they do not bury survivors only dead people

Answer 9

you don't bury survivors because they are alive.

Answer 10

you don't bury survivors