He goes to the local brothel,and the bouncer says,"Room # 3 is all ya can get for that!"
the man goes to room #3,inside is a chicken,he thinks to himself,it's better than nothing and gets to work on the chicken..
Next day,the same man is feeling horny again,but today he only has $5 on him.,he goes to the same brothel to see what he can get for his money
the bouncer says"For $5 ,go upstairs, 3rd room on the left"
the man goes upstairs,opens the door and there is around 25 blokes bent over trying to look thru a hole in the floor.
he bustles his way thru them,looks thru the hole and sees a man having sex with a pig..
he says"F*ckin' hell,thats sick"
a bloke replies"if ya think thats sick,ya should have been here yesterday,there was a bloke f*cking a chicken!!"
2007-02-24 14:51:32 · 3 answers · asked by buddybottle_australia 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chickens OK but pigs those bastards will squeal on you every time!
2007-02-25 15:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny. You rock!!!
2007-02-25 04:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-25 03:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by Angelroxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋