good comebacks?(READ DETAILS)?

Question

me and my friends like to joke around and call each other dum and stupid ,just playing tho, but sometimes one of them gets really annoying wat can i say to him, and also just some good comebaks for ppl calling u dum and stupid...................thx

i mean good comebacks too like .........im not dum, im just a misunderstood genius.i like that 1

Answer 1

just say Yes, you are soooo smart. How did you get to be soooo smart???

Answer 2

thank you for the acronym,I am daring,understanding&multitalented.Oh but you may be too stupid to know what an acronym is. Or yes I am smart,trustworthy,upbeat,proud,insightful&dependable. But someone as dum as you wouldn't understand any of those words.

Answer 3

This is when you tell them, "And your even dumber for being friends with me" or "what's wrong with you, did you miss the short bus this morning?" or "yeah, but I look smart compared to you." My friends and I do this stuff all the time. You'd think after highschool I'd grow up, but nope. That's not gonna happen anytime soon. It's fun to be immature. Live it up.

Answer 4

Well I cant say any of my come backs are good but think of the bad qualities in him then put them into one word such as: smartypants, uglyface,weirdooooooohhhhhhhhh, and so on.... just make up names they can be original. Good Luck!!!!

Answer 5

tell them this



You: Are You Smart?

Them:(anything relating to yes)

You: Then Blow up!

Them (they will look confused)

You: After awhile you literaly blow up















You: I can make you say Black

Them: (anything relating to "then make me")

You: What are the colors or the american flag?

Them: Red,white,an Blue

You: made you say BLUE!!!!!

Them:but you said BLACK!!

You: HA!!!!!! MADE YOU SAY BLACK!!!

Answer 6

Tallk to the left, cause you ain't right!


Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Answer 7

check out the show yo mama on mtv

Answer 8

umm idiot, smarty pants, smart alec, ugly person

Answer 9

idiot, son-of-a-*****, braindead f-a-g-g-o-t, stupid, shut the f-u-c-k up ,,,,, and so much vulgar words.