St Peter says to Jesus "They are getting a bit out of hand down there. You need to pay them a visit"
They both arrive at the Serpentine lake in London. "So now what?" Asks Jesus.
"Do a miracle like you used to. Walk on the water" answers St Peter.
Having drawn a crowd, they row out into the middle of the lake. Jesus steps over the side of the boat and starts to walk. Then glug, glug, glug. He sinks. St Peter fishes him out of the water. "What went wrong. You have done it before"
"Yes, but last time I didn't have these holes in my feet"
2007-02-24 14:18:13 · 21 answers · asked by Bunts 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol but lol...
2007-02-24 14:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Is there some sort of reference to a current event that I'm not getting?
2007-02-24 22:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by Kelsey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tell that one a little differently, but it get's a laugh everytime. And everytime I tell it I feel like I'm renewing my one way ticket to hell.
2007-02-25 00:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by Xindy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ouch but funny cant believe theres one that never got it think you should give them 10 points and explain lol
2007-02-28 13:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought that was very funny! will prob get millions of thumbs down though for thinking this!
2007-02-25 20:48:42 · answer #5 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful, but too expensive. Someone might have tore my Bible I have never met this passage before. Are you sure you are burn again?
2007-02-24 23:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such blasphemy! Funny though!
2007-02-25 03:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by Poppy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a little funny but mmmmmnnnnot that funny
2007-02-24 22:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone get him a new pair of steel toe capped boots........He still got a lot of walking to do.....
2007-02-28 12:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah that crucified me that one !!
2007-02-25 01:46:15 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant
2007-02-25 03:43:15 · answer #11 · answered by pixienaefaebanff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋